How do you get your wife to let you keep car parts in the living room?

"saltcityeuros" (saltcityeuros) 03/07/2014 at 17:36 • Filed to: None

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Turn it into furniture!

Just kidding, it's a trick question. That's impossible! I have to get these out the minute my wheels get here. I just wanted to show off my new summer tires.

thebigbossyboss > saltcityeuros 03/07/2014 at 17:38

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Nice wife!

jkm7680 > saltcityeuros 03/07/2014 at 17:39

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Yeah, I've got a Corvette seat in my living room, I might just keep it there as furniture. At least I don't keep winter tires inside anymore.

N/A POWAAAHH > saltcityeuros 03/07/2014 at 17:39

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Make a coffee table! that way, the blanket will cover the whole thing and she won't even know!

Also, this photo is really artsy

MonkeePuzzle > saltcityeuros 03/07/2014 at 17:40

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she looked tired

MonkeePuzzle > MonkeePuzzle 03/07/2014 at 17:41

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but NOT old and tired, don't let her hurt me

d00mZ > saltcityeuros 03/07/2014 at 17:41

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She doesn't mind at all. My whole apartment is literally a man cave.

jkm7680 > d00mZ 03/07/2014 at 17:42

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You are so lucky.

saltcityeuros > N/A POWAAAHH 03/07/2014 at 17:48

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Haha yes. My friend and I built this in college:

But then we both got married around the same time and he kept it.

saltcityeuros > jkm7680 03/07/2014 at 17:49

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Winter tires stink like none other. At least my General Arctic Altimaxes did. Had to get them outside ASAP

saltcityeuros > d00mZ 03/07/2014 at 17:50

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Very nice. We're currently looking for a new house - all we want is 1 bed, 1 bath and a 3 car garage. Apparently it's too much to ask

jkm7680 > saltcityeuros 03/07/2014 at 17:50

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I locked them in the guest bathroom. Smelled like chemical hell.

saltcityeuros > MonkeePuzzle 03/07/2014 at 17:50

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Haha. It was pretty late.

saltcityeuros > MonkeePuzzle 03/07/2014 at 17:51

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Haha. It was pretty late

Bird > saltcityeuros 03/07/2014 at 17:52

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You just need to find a girlfriend who keeps her parts there too!

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Her wheels were in our apartment for weeks before she even had the car they were going on!

Rainbow > saltcityeuros 03/07/2014 at 17:58

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The obvious answer is simply to be gay. No woman, no cry. I'm pretty sure that's what the song means, anyway.

saltcityeuros > Bird 03/07/2014 at 17:58

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You put those on an Abarth? That looks awesome! ha yeah, she's done modifying her car - just put a 1.5" lift, skidplate, yakima basket and oversized all-terrains on her Forester!

Bird > saltcityeuros 03/07/2014 at 18:02

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Sounds like you've caught a good one then!

And yeah she put those on her Abrth:

N/A POWAAAHH > saltcityeuros 03/07/2014 at 18:14

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Awesome!

Gimmi-Sagan-Om-Draken > saltcityeuros 03/07/2014 at 18:55

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I think the answer is, you don't.

leicester > saltcityeuros 03/07/2014 at 18:55

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That's a house attached to a garage, rather than the garage attached to a house. Which is perfectly reasonable in my book.

Gimmi-Sagan-Om-Draken > MonkeePuzzle 03/07/2014 at 18:56

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That is Japan for sure, I have no idea what they are doing but I have stopped asking questions here.

coqui70 > saltcityeuros 03/07/2014 at 22:54

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I was going to say lots of chocolate and bling ... she's a keeper!

Slow4o > saltcityeuros 03/08/2014 at 00:57

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Well my answer was having a garage and then buying my wife furniture, which unfortunately leaves me with no money for car parts :-(

Stef Schrader > saltcityeuros 03/11/2014 at 16:41

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I am the woman. Those are my parts.